Garhwali Jokes and msg

1. Gabar Aur Kaliya

gabar : teru kya holu re kaliya...

kaliya : sardar min tumhar lun khayu ch ..

gabar : murda marlu teru lun dagad rootla , saag , murga ju khai weku hisab tera buba delu.

1. Gadwali Jokes

bhai ya sungur(pig) ko byo ya murga dagdi hui.byo ka baad dui ka dui margin.

kan marin

bhai sungur mari bird flu n aur murga mari swain flu n

2. Gadwali Jokes

katrina - why are you staring at me ..?
man - kat miar dagar biya karli ..?

kat- sorry i don't understand garhwali.
man- kat will you marry me ..?

katrina - kamina holu , ullu kapatha teyar kapal phod dyn meen.

3. Gadwali Arji

To,
The Pradhanacharya
Govt. School,
Garhwal,
Sir,
baat inn ccha k school ma dil ni lagdu.,.,Sarri raat neend ni aaundi.,.,.
kileki school ma noni ghategi.,..Humari class ma 1 vi ni chh,.,jo hor
class ma chhin oh sab idgaa kharab chh.,dekhnuu ku jee ni kardu.,.
Nakhra asman kaa chhan.,.Madam v koi khaas pataka nii chha.,
Hor ni tu kuch 4 kam valiyan he rakh diyan.,.,
Aap ki bahut mherwani howali.,.,.,.
Tumharu aagyakari.,.Student union.ku Neeta

4. Master With Monu

Master:- 2 mein se 2 gye kitne rhe ?

monu: samaj me nahi aya

master: gadwali mein beta teema dui roti chan, tin dui roti khai deen. te ma kya bachi?

monu: bhuji..

5. True Facts

One A Boy Kiss A British Gal
She Says
Kiss Me Hard
Wen A Boy Kiss An American Gal
She Says
Kiss Me Soft
N Wen U Kiss A Garhwali Gal
She Says

KAIMA NI BOLI WAAA........